May 2012
amisunderstanding:
paris hilton is my idol
I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine and love life.
– Zoe Saldana (via barbieandken)
AMEN (via heyiitslea)
wallysdick:
cosmo tip #247
during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
Snape: be careful
Snape: people might think you're
Snape:
Snape:
Snape:
Harry:
Hermione:
Ron:
Snape:
Universe:
God:
Snape:
Snape: up
Snape: to something
badtvblog:
This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.
pfefferi:
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
me in social situations: why
me when someone talks to me: why
me when nobody talks to me: why
me when i have to get out of bed: why
me when there's no food left: why
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs